March 2012
If a tomato is a fruit.....
Then is Ketchup a smoothie?
When your mom goes into your room and turns on the... →
And you open your eyes and you’re like:
I've never played the lotto ever in my life before...
When your crush went from being "in a... →
IT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY !
jstforkicks:
I WANNA LEGALLY SEE SOME ASS & TITTIES NOW NIGGA !