October 2011
Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with 2 black...
kelmostdope:
Or get 2 immigrants and call it “Illegally Blonde” lmao
When someone texts you in capital letters...
Nigga why is you YELLIN?!
When I See The Person I Like With Somebody Else
tittiess-n-beer:
I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
What I do when I take math test: →
When I get the test:
When I look at question one:
When I look at all the questions:
by the end of the test:
Fuck it I’ll sell drugs.
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken out during Christmas.
Will smith created everything
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
“Thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else”
– J.K Rowling (via angels-overcome)
