Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with 2 black...
kelmostdope: Or get 2 immigrants and call it “Illegally Blonde” lmao
When someone texts you in capital letters...
Nigga why is you YELLIN?!
When I See The Person I Like With Somebody Else
I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
What I do when I take math test: →
When I get the test: When I look at question one: When I look at all the questions: by the end of the test: Fuck it I’ll sell drugs.
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
Never had a New Year’s Kiss. Never had a Valentine Kiss. Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day. Never had a Valentine. Never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Never been taken out during Christmas.
Will smith created everything
The Cat Daddy: The Shuffle: The Single Ladies Dance: The Stanky Leg: The Cyclone: The Dougie: omg. By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
Thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else– J.K Rowling (via angels-overcome)