adorability: Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit! Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
cydnaquil: we literally may be on the verge of nuclear war and all we can do is make fun of kim jong un
meladoodle: if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal
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the-absolute-best-gifs: Expectations: Reality:
we are always waiting for something for it to be the weekend, to be finished school, till summer, till we are 18. we are always god damn waiting and what’s sad is we miss every beautiful moment in the ‘present’ because we spend our whole lives waiting for tomorrow and for the future we end up skipping our whole lives and one day we will spend our last day waiting on a tomorrow that will never...
teamfifthharmony: how many girl crushes am i allowed to have before i’m considered a lesbian
rubycosmos: earthnation: what if milk had pulp